Jersey Couture is a new reality soap on Oxygen set in Diane & Co. This New Jersey dress shop is run by a loud and over-the-top family, the Scali’s, who call themselves Jersey’s First Family of Fashion. Mother Diane (aka ‘the Boobologist’) tries to keep her daughters Kimberly and Christina in check while they bicker like only sisters can and apply their good taste (well..good is a relative term) to help find their customers the perfect formal dress.
So does this mean what you think it means?……….. Yep! Glitter, sequins, feathers, lace and leopard print galore!
By the way, please note that doing hair and makeup will be known as ‘fluffing’ from now on. Thank you.
1. Agyness Deyn: because she pops up everywhere, ALWAYS with that same droopy-eyed stare, which really annoys me. Plus: she has a very annoying name.
2. Lady Gaga: Okay, she’s pretty entertaining and all, but she seems to feel the need to be overly ‘FIERCE’ with every single thing she does (this annoys me). I can understand her wanting to be Madonna (who doesn’t?), but we already have a Madonna, and her name is Madonna. That super-low voice of hers also annoys me, and if I hear ‘Poker Face’ one more time, I will puke my brains out. Literally.
3. Kanye West, because, well…megalomaniacs just tend to have that effect on me.
Annoying runners-up:
-Olivia Palermo (annoying, yet incredibly entertaining!…)
-Anyone that is, or talks about the Octo-mom (and I myself will stop it immediately).
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